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Fidel Castro is dead. I will not say “Rest in peace” because I prefer to say rest in peace for all his  victims and the victims of his regime.  I would use the chance to promote some people that knows more history than him:

(collection from popular hashtag #trudeaueulogies )

  1.  Let us remember Jack the Ripper as a great benefactor who worked tirelessly to get female prostitutes off the streets.
  2. Osama Bin Laden was certainly a controversial figure, but his contribution to airport security is unparalleled
  3. With this, Canadians have forfeited all rights to mock or deride President Trump.
  4. Against all odds, Charles Manson not only kept his family together, he made sure they achieved most of their squad goals
  5. “Today we mourn painter and animal rights activist, Adolf Hitler. His death also highlights the need for suicide awareness”
  6. Today we say goodbye to Mr. Mussolini, the former Italian prime minister best known for his competent train-management.”
  7. Vlad the Impaler, a leader who, in the face of adversity, showed us all how to really stick to it
  8. through his innovations in bio-chemistry, logistics and agriculture, Pablo Escobar revolutionized his field. May he RIP.
  9. Adolf Hitler provided shelter to thousands of Jewish people and for that, we will remember him fondly
  10. Adolf Hitler will always be remembered for providing low cost housing to the Jewish community while trying to unite Europe
  11. Ceausescu, more than any other Romanian leader, taught his people to appreciate the true value of food, fuel and shelter.
  12. As a Romanian I remember President Ceausescu as a champion in the fight against obesity and public transportation advocate
  13. While not universally liked, Mr. Ceausescu was a top leader in anti-obesity reform, urban planning and affordable childcare
  14. Let us fondly remember Dr. Ceausescu and the great strides he made in promoting the use of marble as a building material
  15. Let’s all remember Nicolae Ceausescu, a persistent leader in changing food habits. Any food habits.
  16. Mr. Stalin‘s greatest achievement was his eradication of obesity in the Ukraine through innovative agricultural reforms
  17. Today we mourn the death of Stalin, a man who helped greatly decrease Russia’s obesity rate
  18. Today we mourn the passing of Darth Vader.He led a life devoted to the dark side, crushing the rebels,& no disintegrations
  19. If nothing else can be said for Hannibal Lecter, at least he had great taste in people.
  20. We mourns the passing of Hannibal Lecter a dedicated chef and socialite who was always willing to have friends for dinner
  21. While a controversial figure, Mobutu Sese Seko was a shrewd investor who greatly helped the Swiss banking sector.
  22. Mao was a brilliant revolutionary who saved millions from long-term starvation by efficiently sending them to mass graves

 

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Hai ca am invatat ceva nou azi: The Flogsta Scream


In rezumat, e o traditie in centrul universitar din Uppsala unde la 10 seara studentii deschid geamul si urla. Cam ca lupii. Incepe unu si continua cu sutele😀 . E Traditie de prin anii 70, unii zic ca atunci un student s-a sinucis si a aparut dupa, dar cum nu poate explica logic combinatia dintre student, alcool suedez, noapte, campus😀.

Ce iese? Ceva de genul:

Interesanta e si varianta americana:

 


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Dumnezeu voia un concert live


 

Eu l-am descoperit cu asta

– a venit in viata mea cand aveam nevoie de un miracol. Nu a fost el miracolul, dar muzica lui mi-a insotit noptile de lectura. Asa tin minte melodia Waiting for a miracle: in anii lui 1996 in caminul T17, citind alaturi de un evreu cantand nebuneste despre Jesus.

 

Drum lin, Leonard Cohen. Sper ca Dumnezeu iti iarta toate nebuniile pentru ca l-ai adus pe Isus si in lumea tulburatilor.